Poem from the Desk of Aimee Sheppard!!
To the new members of FOA….
If you can throw a disc and catch it too
There is a chance we'll want you
But beyond just having wicked mad skills
You'll need to show up for practice and drills
You'll need to be fit and emotionally strong
And on top of that you'll need to play pong
To join the Fellowship, a few tests you must pass
First, you must drive to the game, because we like to burn gas
You must prepare to win and prepare to score
And prepare for Paolo to demand even more
You'll have to prepare for wind, rain, and Snows
We've got Catherine, Paddy and John sometimes shows
You must be able to run and able to catch
And you must be willing to call fouls on Snatch
You'll need to battle a Donkey and not be an ass
Like when Peter threw the blind, backward pass
You'll have to be able to stack and cut on a dime
And you'll have to slay Monsters from time to time
You'll have to stay calm when Peter's ego inflates
When his arm is on fire, he's Peter the Great
You'll have to figure out who's who on your line
Cause we've got two Davis' this time
We've got some couples too but you'd never tell
Instead of whispering sweet nothings, they swear and yell
If you're single, watch out for sideways glances
To ward off R. Davis' sexual advances
You'll have to be cool with girls on top
Because on FOA, the ladies rock
You'll need to check the website for the latest news
And to see which team will be the next to lose
And if you're new, some more advice
We don't have a rep for being nice
But you don't need spirit, cuz Roger's got tonnes
In fact, he's got enough for everyone
Ignore the forums and the spirit points
Some folks just have their nose out of joint
Losing apparently is not much fun
Especially when the same team is always number one
As the smell of playoffs wafts through the air
Here's a final tip to help you prepare
If you're triceps are weak, better beef them up
You'll need strong arms to lift the cup!
A poem brought to you by the color blue and the Ladder A
If you can throw a disc and catch it too
There is a chance we'll want you
But beyond just having wicked mad skills
You'll need to show up for practice and drills
You'll need to be fit and emotionally strong
And on top of that you'll need to play pong
To join the Fellowship, a few tests you must pass
First, you must drive to the game, because we like to burn gas
You must prepare to win and prepare to score
And prepare for Paolo to demand even more
You'll have to prepare for wind, rain, and Snows
We've got Catherine, Paddy and John sometimes shows
You must be able to run and able to catch
And you must be willing to call fouls on Snatch
You'll need to battle a Donkey and not be an ass
Like when Peter threw the blind, backward pass
You'll have to be able to stack and cut on a dime
And you'll have to slay Monsters from time to time
You'll have to stay calm when Peter's ego inflates
When his arm is on fire, he's Peter the Great
You'll have to figure out who's who on your line
Cause we've got two Davis' this time
We've got some couples too but you'd never tell
Instead of whispering sweet nothings, they swear and yell
If you're single, watch out for sideways glances
To ward off R. Davis' sexual advances
You'll have to be cool with girls on top
Because on FOA, the ladies rock
You'll need to check the website for the latest news
And to see which team will be the next to lose
And if you're new, some more advice
We don't have a rep for being nice
But you don't need spirit, cuz Roger's got tonnes
In fact, he's got enough for everyone
Ignore the forums and the spirit points
Some folks just have their nose out of joint
Losing apparently is not much fun
Especially when the same team is always number one
As the smell of playoffs wafts through the air
Here's a final tip to help you prepare
If you're triceps are weak, better beef them up
You'll need strong arms to lift the cup!
A poem brought to you by the color blue and the Ladder A