The wind blows wild and the snow comes down
And the Fellowship dream of another crown
Paolo, the captain, plans a honeymoon tour
And revels in insanity and working his core
No time to focus on the upcoming season
The new architect is none other than Stephen
Davis' duties include roster fillin'
And of course being the league's number 1 villain
With a government job and an iPhone in hand
He's got the time to devise the plan
Greer has signed on and the scandal grows
Is Peter his father, no one knows
But Davis has also laid claim to the kid
As the scout who found him and lured him in
But still he has not found the key
As to who will step in for Ms. Sleepy Coffey
To find a female, why not go to the brother
And scroll through R Davis' list of lovers
His repertoire is very, varied, and vast
But does he know someone who's agile and fast?
Is there another young Snow who has turned 19?
Cuz the league will be checking for photo ID
Meanwhile someone's been playing hard to get
And Davis hasn't been able to sign Nat yet
Alas, who will fill Bec Coffey's cleats?
And who will buy the 8.5s off Pete?
These are the mysteries Davis must unlock
To ensure the Fellowship continue to rock
Chemistry, skill, and a silver tongue
And preferably someone who makes me feel young
Take up the challenge and be the star
And find us a girl who can throw really far
And the Fellowship dream of another crown
Paolo, the captain, plans a honeymoon tour
And revels in insanity and working his core
No time to focus on the upcoming season
The new architect is none other than Stephen
Davis' duties include roster fillin'
And of course being the league's number 1 villain
With a government job and an iPhone in hand
He's got the time to devise the plan
Greer has signed on and the scandal grows
Is Peter his father, no one knows
But Davis has also laid claim to the kid
As the scout who found him and lured him in
But still he has not found the key
As to who will step in for Ms. Sleepy Coffey
To find a female, why not go to the brother
And scroll through R Davis' list of lovers
His repertoire is very, varied, and vast
But does he know someone who's agile and fast?
Is there another young Snow who has turned 19?
Cuz the league will be checking for photo ID
Meanwhile someone's been playing hard to get
And Davis hasn't been able to sign Nat yet
Alas, who will fill Bec Coffey's cleats?
And who will buy the 8.5s off Pete?
These are the mysteries Davis must unlock
To ensure the Fellowship continue to rock
Chemistry, skill, and a silver tongue
And preferably someone who makes me feel young
Take up the challenge and be the star
And find us a girl who can throw really far